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drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via okaypizza)

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1 day ago

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via sin--and--self-destruction)

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2 days ago

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

(via luciforeal)

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2 days ago

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via shouldnt)

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2 days ago

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walkerflexasranger:

The pain meds kicked in…

umm who the hell is this????????????

u looking for a wife or nah

what’s going on?

(via pizza)

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2 days ago

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

(via sleepingwiththekings)

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